Thursday, October 22, 2009

Tattle-Tale


Here's our token spaghetti dinner face. Everyone's got one of these right?? She was really enjoying herself. It was fun to watch.


I'm going to tattle on my family:

-A few weeks ago I found a Berenstein Bears DVD for $2 at Ross for Cyrena. Since watching it, she has taken to calling me 'mama' where before I was always just 'mom' which I personally prefer. She's forcing the mama, it doesn't come naturally to her.

-On Sunday, David was teaching Sunday School. He likes when I comment during his lessons because it makes him feel like he has support. So I'd been in and out of the Sunday School room about 5 times with loud-mouth Natalie but I happened to be in the room when a comment came to my mind. I am usually a little nervous and flustered when I comment in a big group like that. Anyway, I raised my hand, my husband called on me and I proceeded to share my comment. In the middle of my bumbling monologue, Natalie first starts waving madly at her daddy then decides to pass some gas, not once, but twice with some added pushing and grunting. A great way to calm my already flustered nerves.

-Cyrena was walking through Target with me, checking out all the latest stuff (toys) and she was asking for stuff (toys) and I was saying NO as usual. Then she said, "Mom, we'll just have to wait and check if it's on clearance?" I guess she's already learning what those great little red tags mean at Target!

-I sent David and Cyrena to the store the other night with a list that said ALBERTSON'S at the top. The phone rang pretty quickly after they left. It was David, "Were we supposed to go to Fry's or Albertson's?" They had pulled into the Fry's parking lot and Cyrena said, "Dad we're supposed to go to Albertson's, not Fry's!!" So he called to verify. TOO funny. Cyrena listens better than her Dad I guess! Oh and once he got to Albertson's he called another 3 times to verify other items on the list. He makes me laugh....I need to send him more often.

-I was working on Natalie's Halloween costume in the loft so things were a little chaotic (when the sewing machine comes out....it's a mess). I had put part of it on her, then she crawled away. David and I heard a door shut and we both assumed she had shut herself in the girls' room. So we left her in there to play, there's nothing she can get into in there and we figured maybe she was trying to get her blanket. A few minutes later, I went to see if she wanted to come out yet (it was then I noticed that both her door AND my door were shut). She wasn't in her room, she was in mine. Actually, not just my bedroom, but my bathroom. Not just my bathroom but my toilet room. She was filling the toilet with TP then fishing some of it back out to chew on while continuing to splash in the water. Who doesn't love to chew on toilet-water soaked TP? I yelled for David and we stripped her then put her immediately in the bathtub. Needless to say, I had to wash her costume before I even finished it. YUCK.

-For the past week I've been thinking my pictures are all out of focus and something was wrong with my camera. Then I realized there was a large fingerprint right in the middle of the lens...duh.

12 comments:

stacy marie said...

ohmygosh. I laughed out loud a lot reading this post! you're fam is hilar. and I loved those bear books too!

Heidi Joncas said...

That is why Bode calls me Mama! We have the same video's and then is when the whole mama thing started. It makes sense now. I love all your cute stories.

Shelley said...

It sounds like Cyrena is all grown-up for her age! Good thing you have her around to help out. My boys have learned the same thing about asking for things at the store. If I say no, even Parker will say, "We have to wait for it to be on sale, huh mom." It cracks me up!

Jesmyluk said...

That is some major tattling going on there Jenna!

FYI: PD is the same way when it comes to grocery shopping. I think its a guy thing. ;)

I love how grown up Cyrena Dean is becoming even if it makes me a little sad too.

OH MY GOODNESS!!! I Love the TP story!! So funny!! Disgusting but very funny!!

Keep up the tattling, it makes for great entertainment.

Anonymous said...

So funny! Ok, so I also have some spaghetti face pictures to post. Mia DEVOURS spaghetti, like double fists in her mouth, head entirely in the bowl.

Two: I also found Mia today, sucking on toilet paper fresh from the toilet.

Three: Koy has been calling me mama too, and it bugs me too! I don't know how to explain it, he kind of moans it and it grates on me!

Funny stuff. :)

Amie said...

LOL, I love it all. Toilet water...ick! Passing gas in Sunday School--priceless! The husband who can't follow a list to save his life--I totally understand!

The Bluths said...

Yeah if there is any complication on the grocery list at all, Ethan will mess it up. That is the one thing he doesn't have to do, so I do all the grocery shopping.

I can't believe she got in the toilet! Did you not take pictures of this feat?!

Jenn said...

So funny!! I loved all your stories. I need to write things down more. It's amazing how little ones can get into so much trouble so fast!!

jaordyna said...

What a funny family! That's why we love you!! Don't worry, Lexi's had many toilet sopping/suckings with no apparent side affect.

Torrie said...

Can I start calling Natty,"potty mouth"? SHe is getting so quick and very sneeky. I love that Cyrena knows where to go and that she spoke up to David to tell him he was wrong. I love you guys!

Debbie said...

LOVE your stories!! What a great mom you are! I laughed out loud!

Jennie said...

I love those stories!! Too cute. I'm reminded of the phrase we heard several times at TOFW: If you can laugh at it, you can live with it! There's just no other approach to take and make it sanely as a mother, right?!

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